Review: Avon Keep it Quick 3 in 1 Cleanser, Toner, and Moisturizer

I got my Avon Keep It Quick from the friendly neighborhood Avon dealer. I’d just run out of facial cleanser when I spotted this on a shelf in her sari-sari store. Since it was just Php 50, I figured I had nothing to lose.

Here’s what it says on the bottle:

“Cleanse, tone and moisturize in one easy step. This all-in-one lotion gently removes dirt, oil and makeup while it hydrates and refreshes skin. Leaves skin feeling soft, smooth and clean. Dermatologist-tested . Non-comodogenic (will not clog pores).”


Water, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Benzyl Alcohol, Disodium Edta, Methylparaben, Stearyl Alcohol, Fragrance

Hmm. I’m a very lazy person so I don’t particularly enjoy putting three types of beauty gunk on my face every morning, so Avon Keep It Quick seemed like a good replacement to my previous 20-minute routine of cleansing (Dove Facial Wash or L’oreal White Perfect Facial Wash), toning (L’oreal White Perfect Toner), and Celeteque moisturizer. After having used Avon Keep It Quick for an entire week, here’s what I have to say about it:


  • Helps moisturize. I have combination skin, and I’ve found that using Avon Quick and Clear was enough to keep my skin hydrated. However, I don’t recommend that those with dry skin skip moisturizer altogether.
  • Can remove makeup… even mascara and eyeliner.
  • Very gentle. No breakouts yet, and I have extremely sensitive skin.
  • Dirt cheap.


  • Smells disgusting.
  • Consistency is similar to that of semen Cetaphil, albeit runnier. I ended up wasting a lot of it as it tended to slip through my fingers en route to my face.

It’s pretty similar to Cetaphil. However, it’s so much cheaper than Cetaphil and I kind of like the moisturizing effect of Avon Keep It Quick better.  I can totally see myself buying Avon Keep It Quick again.

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I copy-pasted my to do-list for the next few months, written in the style of one of  my favorite fictional women, Bridget Jones:

  • Stop obsessing about own weight and Googling weight calculators and BMI tables in manner of neurotic mentally fat person. Ignore Secretly Spiteful Skinny Girls who pretend-complain about their non-existent tummies and chicken leg-like arms and play with one’s arm fat as if it were a stress ball.
  • Will stop waiting for 20 excess pounds to mysteriously drop off in middle of night and buy roomier clothes to accommodate current figure
  • Stop feeding the trolls in news forums, YouTube, and similar. Massive waste of time and leaves one feeling faintly homicidal.
  • Work more and read less. Buy darling beige oxfords and new prairie maiden-esque dress for self, and random gadget for son as summer treat
  • Bring self to visit bank and open proper savings account in manner of fully-functional, responsible adult (hah!)
  • Be nicer to men in life unless want to end up desolate, despairing, or worse, dead of dysentery in sad old shack, with my 15 cats nibbling on my carcass for sustenance
  • Decrease number of gigantic soup mugs cups of coffee consumed on daily basis. Important in process of reducing belly bloat and preventive measures for hysteria from thoughts of wearing bikini in present physical state
  • Take fifteen minute walk per day and breathe fresh air. Stop treating laptop like real person that needs attention and love and daily defrag.

You have read my to-do list, now you know me inside and out and we can become friends!

I named my blog Faster Bunny Kill Kill in honor of Tura Satana. I am not a Pussycat like Tura. I’m more like a bunny, as I am fluffy and round. But rabbits can be dangerous femme fatale types, too. They can become rabid, you know.

I also plan on having bangs forever, like Tura.

I will post makeup, book, and movie reviews, and discuss intimate details of my personal life, quite soon. Keep posted.

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